Monday, January 18, 2010

do guys read pornographic literature???

I got this text message from a guy last night - 
"As ur heart thuds with every thrust of my erect cock. Your left leg starts to quiver as you finally realise the feeling of a multiple orgasm, u scream no - i dont listen, a feeling of light headiness comes over you since the sensation all over your body is tingling - u gasp for air as u have forgotten to breath. I slip my finger into your soaking vagina, i tickle your g-spot u scream an twitch beg me to stop still i dont listen... An now your just going to have to find out how this story ends"

I didn't reply, as I was too busy pissing myself laughing. And coming from a guy who I met when I was wasted, I really don't think I want to find out how that story ends. As it is never going to end. It will just be another hilarious text from some random guy who I made out with at some stage of my drunken night.

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